"1. Just say no to jazz hands, Dave.
2. Stop with the Robert De Niro faces, Dave. Or perhaps start using anti-constipation meds.
3. Don Johnson from Miami Vice wants his suit back, Dave.
4. Mart, you live in Cali. Botox is your friend.
5. Alan Wilder personally told me that Andy's piano wasn't plugged in.
6. Drummer? Really...?
7. Coldplay called. They really appreciate the tribute."
